rainbowcute: kawaii land (*ノ・ω・) fyeahkawaiikpop
  • attractive girl: hey everyone.
  • everyone: hey omg you are so perfect and beautiful let me buy you everything and I will be your slave.
  • me: hi everyone.
  • everyone: what species of demented sloth are you?
ileftmyheartintokyo: #2 by 菠蘿麵包 on Flickr.

cravingblueberries:

omg being a teenager is so mainstream why don’t we all just be fetuses instead

  • Parents: Okay we're leaving. We'll be back tomorrow.
  • Me: Okay and I'll have a wild party.
  • Parents: That's not funny we all know you don't have any friends.
  • Me: I know.
ethertune: (By oceanus2007 (***busy***))